A Riddle Wrapped In An Enigma

Real food we love to say, but would hate to have to eat:

TOFURKY
Tofu molded into the shape of a turkey.

TURDUCKEN
A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey. (Thanks to cousin Sid for clarifying that this is not a dirty German word.)


2 Responses to “A Riddle Wrapped In An Enigma”

  1. e Says:

    My Tofurky is always too dry.

  2. Carrie Howell Says:

    I wish Turducken had MORE bird in it, you know? Like add a cornish game hen and a canary and THEN maybe it would satisfy me.

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