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Saturday, February 4th, 2012

I can throw six sausage links in the skillet, get online @Amazon to do my shopping, be done before it cooks in the pan, 'Cause I'm a WOMAN! #
It's official. Just a day shy of being 8 months, Sydney is doing the army crawl. Okay. Let's do this. #
Obligatory shopping spree, ahem, trip to @Walmart while in the South – check. #
#tweetyourmiles 2.43 Less walkng 2nite, even ran 1 of the hills. "Crickets are singing & the lightning bugs are floating on the breeze. . ." #
Life is a highway. Today, it was GA State Highway 90 West to Mauk. http://twitpic.com/232de6 #
#tweetyourmiles 2.47 11:23m/m, minimal walking and ran all the hills except the biggest – woot! woot! (And, Chad, my heat beats your heat #
New blog post: Today's Pix: Mauk http://www.thisjoyslife.com/todays-pix-mauk/ #
New blog post: Slip Slide-y Fun http://www.thisjoyslife.com/slip-slide-y-fun/ #
New blog post: Morning photo shoot http://www.thisjoyslife.com/morning-photo-shoot/ #
Roadtrip! On my way to ATL for @susanjobson baby shower. Excited to share this event with my original BFF! #
It might be the tiniest bit hot. (But you ain't heard that from me.) #
Kids are in bed and Estrogenfest Minor with just myself and Montusela has begun. E-fest Major is well under way (and the table) in North GA. #
Is "small fortune" a contradiction? Just checking, 'cause I wouldn't know #
#tweetyourmiles 2.44 11:28m/m, #tweetyourpounds 0, all this exersize and not a pound lost so far. Will pretend I'm turning fat into muscle. #
Just picked up a half dozen "hot doughnuts now." You do NOT want to know how many made it home. And this is why #tweetyourpounds isn't g … #
Picked up a 1/2 dozen "hot doughnuts now." You do NOT want to know how many made it home. This is why #tweetyourpounds isn't going so well. #
#tweetyourmiles 2.44 11:44m/m, was feeling very "meh, whatevs" about running 2nite. #
Given $ by my 'rents & tasked 2 buy myself "something nice." Realizing I'm not giddy as a teen about it which can only mean, "I grow old…" #
Made it thru security, onto the plane, baby and child are fed. Now for the long (5 hours) flight back to Seattle. See y'all at Thxgvg, GA! #
My 4 year old is chanting, "Let's do it. Let's do it. Break it down!" whilst bug collecting. I c a future 4 her as a pest control spokesman. #
I hadn't been cold for two weeks, not even once while in GA. Back in Seattle to hoodies and layering. #
#tweetyourmiles Back to back soccer games; combo of mid, stopper and defence. I'm giving myself 3 miles for that. Oh, and I hurt. #
Summer camps and sick kids means being in the car – A LOT. Big boo. #
#tweetyourmiles 1.49, 11:07m/m Can thank Gwen P. Devereux for that pace. She's a great running partner for me. Me for her, not so much. #
Minutes away from being the proud owner of the legacy Schwin red & white bicycle from @Target. Looking forward to riding with my daughters! #
Got the training wheels on Clara's bike all by my lonesome. There is something very satisfying about doing Tim The Tool Man's job so well. #
New blog post: Going with the flowchart http://www.thisjoyslife.com/going-with-the-flowchart/ #
#tweetyourmiles co-ed soccer game, 4 girl subs, giving myself only a mile for that one. #
Cupcake + cold glass of Riesling + "Bounty Hunter" OnDemand = The best Calgon experience I can come up with at the moment. #calgontakemeaway #
Trying to get one of the girls in our bachelorette party to go up to the guy in the pi shirt and say, "3.14, baby." No takers yet. #
New blog post: Clara & Sydney http://www.thisjoyslife.com/clara-sydney/ #
The 1.4 mi walk to @Lollipops was more of a workout than expected thanks to pushing 56lb kids in a crappy double stroller. #tweetyourmiles #
The 1.4 mi walk to @iheartLollipops was more workout than expected thanks to pushing 56lb kids in a crappy double stroller. #tweetyourmiles #
"When I have a brand new hairdo/ With my eyelashes all in curls/ I float like the clouds on air do/ I enjoy being a girl" (and having them)! #
That is so wrong. RT @wantat Excuse me!? Need I say more? http://www.miniurl.com/47721 RT@tykapfh Marzapan kind of sucks. #
Opening an Etsy shop to sell photos on 8/1. Fully prepared to 2 FB & Twitr as a means of shameless self promot http://twitpic.com/29u28y #
Opening an Etsy shop to sell photos on 8/1. Fully prepared 2 use FB & Twitr as a means of shameless self promo http://twitpic.com/29u2ok #
$1 garlic pretzels at Auntie Anne's tonight, woot! woot! #
Does anyone but me consistantly do a crazy dance at the gas pump just in case a sniper's got me in his sights? #
Everything's explained! (Nothing's explained. We still don't know who killed the cook!) #
New blog post: An evening by the water http://www.thisjoyslife.com/an-evening-by-the-water/ #
Fell off the #tweetyourmiles wagon this week, but now #imbackbitches #imeanladies 2.47, 11.32m/m #
At a wedding, time to dance, "chid is not my son. . ." #
#tweetyourmiles Last night. Maria and Mike's wedding. Dance floor. Need I say more? #
New blog post: It's Official: My Etsy shop is open for biz-nass! http://bit.ly/bW7tUq #
I just swallowed and almost choked to death on my own saliva. Aww, that's so sad. #
New blog post: It's not true! http://www.thisjoyslife.com/its-not-true/ #
New blog post: Sadly, too long to tweet. http://www.thisjoyslife.com/sadly-too-long-to-tweet/ #
New blog post: I just swallowed and almost ch… http://www.thisjoyslife.com/i-just-swallowed-and-almost-ch/ #
Creating a sleeping porch (by putting a spare trundle and mattress on the back deck) is hands down the best thing I've done all summer. #
#tweetyourmiles soccer game tonight, well matched until the opposition went all fight club on us. ref gave 3 red cards & cut the game short. #
When someday Clara & Syd describe me as "an understanding mother, even though she was a cow" a la "Ferdinand", my job here will be done. #
#tweetyourmiles 2.64 mile (11:42 m/m) run followed by a 2.4 mile bike ride. boo-ya-kasha! #
Clara: I heard two trucks when I was sleeping this morning and I thought, "When am I going to get up?" I love how a 4 yr old's mind works. #
#tweetyourmiles 1000. okay no, but short at the soccer game meant Joy was running like a chicken sans head and you know that had to hurt. #
New blog post: Seahurst Beach Fun http://www.thisjoyslife.com/seahurst-beach-fun/ #
I'm gonna be famous in B-Town! PHOTO FRIDAY: Holga Photos At Eagle Landing Park By Joy Fisher http://t.co/bvHHp93 via @AddThis #
Win a MAC Group Photo Essentials Package worth $2285 from @MACgroup and Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Info at http://tinyurl.com/2bpce97 #
Summertime + @Starbucks Passion Tea Lemonaide = The ability to chillax even while running errands. #
Getting a mani-ped, looking across the street at a billboard that says, "I intend to live forever; So far, so good." #
That's what I'm talkin' about! RT @joyluck76 Who-hoo! Made my first greeting card sale today to a woman in New York. http://fb.me/FtRLsPMF #
Picking up THE BEST SANDWHICHES EVER at The Cannery House, having just finished shopping in Friday Harbor on a abs fab, gorgeous day. BLISS. #
30 minute temper tantrum still going strong . . . AWESOME. Well, TGIF, right? Wait, that means nothing for a SAHM like me. Big Boo. #
Oh, Naptime, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. . . #
#tweetyourmiles 2.61 (11:19m/m) on the treadmill, followed by 15 minutes on the elliptical. Boo-ya. #
Team Edward – On Demand in 3 . . . 2. . . 1 . . . #
2nd day enjoying the new Grand Central Bakery that's newly opened in B-Town. So delish! #
You've got a freak flag, but it don't fly. #
Have I never mentioned that the Triple Chocolate Cookie from @GrandCentralSEA Bakery is the PERFECT midnight snack? Really? Well, they are. #
Gwen tells me the oatmeal chocolate chip cookie @GrandCentralSEA are "the best." She thinks it beats the Triple Choc. It's on, girlfriend! #
At seeing this written on the box http://twitpic.com/2l2k41 , I had the sinking feeling I wouldn't be needing this http://twitpic.com/2l2mce #
I know more than I ever though I would about corn. But then, I should, as it's likely my carbon makeup is over 50% corn. Yours too. Freaky! #
So she thinks she can dance. http://bit.ly/bwmB6e #
Temple Grandin and King Corn – both well worth the watch. Now, finally getting the 6th season of LOST via Netflix. Darma Initiative, U ROCK! #
My ipod and Nike+ chip have been stolen. It's times like these that a fundamental knowledge of some good Haitian Voodoo would come in handy. #
I suppose it's only us anal people a la "Monica Geller" who believe that finding order in chaos proves that there really is a God, Margaret. #
They should be interviewing u! RT @inanebanter Epik CEO to be interviewed on Domain Master Radio at 4pm http://www2.webmasterradio.fm/chat/ #
iPod Touch, one day, you will be mine. And, when finally we're alone together, oh, the apps I'm going to put on you . . . #
I've landed, I fear, in a most useless place. The Waiting Place . . . Just as that good doctor knows, I'M WAITING FOR MY HAIR TO GROW!!! #
Celebrating a successful 1st day of school w/lunch at Red Robin. Why, oh why, do they put the nutritional info for this place at the table? #
Bought a 6 disc set of the P90 workout off Craigslist for ONLY $30. That way, when I don't make it past day one, I'm still a winner. Right? #
Having two cats, we see our fair share of rat parts around here. Most disturbing for me by far are their WAYYY too human-like incisors. #
I laugh in the face of danger-Craigslist danger. Just sold stuff to a man at 10pm. Smart? Not so much, but I'm $30 richer AND I SURVIVED! #
Hey @elizadushku, because I like your stance on big cookies, I'm bidding on YOU @ http://www.TwitChange.com #justsayin #
Good luck on your "EPIK" presentation today, @inanebanter. I know you will be AWESOME!!! #
Successful completion of the B-Town Brat Trot 5K Octoberfest fun w/ @inanebanter, @wantat & @aimeejlloyd. Great run, y'all! #tweetyourmiles #
#wordoftheday Jactation. The exorcism resulted in a violent jactation, the likes of which the priest had never before seen. #
Note to self: Runng a 5K & chasing it w/a soccer game does NOT help u "bend it like Beckham" (nevermind I can't do it on a good day anyway.) #
DWTS, you hassled The Hoff. #
The #wordoftheday is AGOG. It's one of my favorites and I'm eager to share it with you: "I am agog! I am aghast! Is Marius in love at last?" #
There are moments, when both my little girls are crying simultaneously, that I have a modicum of sympathy for what Ms Hannigan went through. #
Me likey the #newtwitter layout. #justsayin #
Okay, Jr. Mints, I hear you! (The Jr. Mints are calling my name.) #
Just finished off an Elaine Bennett style "big salad" I made for dinner. It was delish even w/the Mickey Mouse shaped chicken nugget pieces. #
Have I mentioned that I am the proud owner of an authentic wooden book truck. The teacher in me rejoices! #
Soccer game. Me Gumby. That is all. #
Soccer game. Me Gumby. That is all. #tweetyourmiles #
My cat clock's tail & eyes started swinging today. Thought it was broken for the last 6 mo. Didn't feel up to the task until now, I guess. #
Funny how making home-made playdoh makes you feel like Supermom. #
OMG! Facebook is down! Facebook is down! #justsayin #
The Southerner in me thanks @GrandCentralSEA for dinner tonight – Pimento Cheese Melt (with tomato relish and onions added). Thanks y'all! #
In the car on my way to a soccer game listening to American Pie & wishing I could call my dad but it's midnight where he is. #tweetyourmiles #
"'Good night, little girls! Thank the lord you are well! And now go to sleep!' said Mrs. Clavel." #
"While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door…" -The Raven, EAP #
I'm the proud owner of a Rover 5-String Open-back banjo. Have learned a couple rolls and a few chords already. Yee-haw! #
Did "The Situation" survive on Dancing? Inquiring minds want to know. #
"If there was but world enough and time" . . . to tweet and Facebook all day. #
Ordered my first Starbucks Carmel Apple Spice of the season. Bring on the cold! #
My daughter asked something I've always wondered myself, "How come cartoons never change their clothes?" It remains a mystery to us both. #
It just occurred to me that my 11 month old Sydney and @justinbieber look an awful lot a like. I'm okay with that. http://twitpic.com/2xwpvs #
On this 18th day of October, two thousand and ten, at 6:55 p.m. PST, our little 11 month old Sydney took her first step. LIKE! #
What are you waiting for? We're Waiting For Superman. #
Coming up on 8 years of marriage to @inanebanter aka Chad this Tuesday. Going to celebrate with a fancy dinner out, no kids tonight! #
Partook of a matsutake mushroom ice cream created by Iron Chef Cory Barrett. It's okay to be jealous. #
I find yesterdays Dictionary.com #wordoftheday to be a pretty accurate description of me – slugabed; a sluggard. And I'm okay with that. #
Direct question to me from my brother while surrounded by my children, "Can you, uh, give them, like, some benadryl or something?" #
Finally saw "Food, Inc." Considering I've had only one hamburger since seeing "King Corn," I have no idea what I'm going to eat tomorrow. #
Tweeting from Seattle's iconic Icon Grill with my bro (don't tazer me!). Love their macaroni with pulled pork – mm, mm, good. #
It's true what they tweet: Babies ARE the worst. #
Ok, well, now that they are both asleep, they're not so bad #
OMG back-to-back co-ed soccer games #tweetyourmiles I'm done. #
This is an AWESOME deal: $45 for One 16"x20" Gallery-Wrapped Canvas Including Shipping and Handling from Canva…http://gr.pn/c5eLe7 #
Rainbow! #
Ikea is evil. #
Day 5 #homealone with the kids. Minimal adult interaction since Monday. Hubby back noon-ish. #calgonetakemeaway b4 the mental hospital does. #
Clara during a mini-tantrum: "I am good, mommy, I AM . . . at times." #
If organization is key, it can't be good that I'm always losing mine. And my cell phone. #whatsupwiththat #
Clara's xmas list thus far: A telescope, dumbells, a pillow pet, a bell from Santa's sleigh . . . #
The donut on my plate "goes missing" because I ate it already, and yet I look at my waist and really wonder #howdthatgetthere #bummer #
"Honey, when I told you to bring a 'hot dish', I did NOT mean green bean casserole." – Happy Thanksgiving, Y'all! #
Day 2 ofthe Thanksgiving festivities. Trying to organize extended family photos. Do you want to shoot me now or wait 'til we get home? :p #
It would seem I get my mad photog skillz from my dad. #sweet #
Friends & family, please note: I'm going to be late. I'm ALWAYS going to be late. #
It's a #breakfastfordinner kind of night. #
I haven't gotten around to balancing our family budget this month. It's one thing Obama and I have in common, I guess. Kidding. KIDDING. #
Toot accusations flew until all realized it was just "the Aroma of Tacoma" wafting in as we were driving through. #
Regifting: Not sorry to do it, just sorry to get caught. #
I want an iPhone 4. I don't care. #
Rockin' the @snooki poof today. Juicers beware? GTL. T-Shirt time!!! (Whew, don't know what got into me there.) #
Me: "Christmas is a lot of work, but you wouldn't know." Hubby: "What?! Come on, now, I just moved the elf." #
Here's a tip, @inanebanter: Fran's Salted Caramels is a NO FAIL stocking stuffer (for your wife). #
We just stumbled apon Chet's Place, a diner in Bremerton, WA that serves grits, hush puppies and fried okra! #whatsupwiththat #
It's girl's nite; Well, you can always remove tag, right? #
You know a fun place to go at Xmas? The Post Office. #
You know a fun place to go the Saturday befor Xmas? The mall. #
I loathe waiting. #
Welcome to Sick Bay. All hands on deck! #
"It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens; Mom's cookin' chicken and collard greens!" #
So up to the housetop the courses they flew with a sleigh full of toys and Saint Nicholas, too. #
Requirement for next husband: The ability to cook. (Yes, @inanebanter, that is a HINT.) #
"And you can wackle all you wanna, you can wackle while I walk away, away, away, away!" #
Unattainable New Year's Resolutions: cook more for my family, eat healthier, hit the gym, loose the weight, blah, blah, blah HAPPY NEW YEAR! #
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! And now to bed . . . #
There are times when I just don't want to do this anymore. #
Such a traditional spelling of Joy my parents picked. All the cool kids are spelling it "joye", "joi" or "goi" these days. #
I don't really get the bidet thing. #
The 4 yr old reckons Superman can fly because he wears an apron on his back & the devil is evil because he stole Xmas. Close on both counts. #
As if I didn't already love Swan Lake enough, Black Swan, you had me at "da da da da-dom!" #
Date night with @inanebanter is on. Getting changed after playing pickle ball, then headed downtown to The Purple Cafe for dinner. LIKE! #
Chad wants the girls to learn how to ski. Do I want my kids to be skiers? Hmm. This is not a question I'd have to ponder in the South. #
Each day I get a little bit closer to being done with Christmas. At this rate, it'll be time to start over again for 2011. Sheesh. #
check it out @inanebanter – RockMelt: The Social Web Browser http://t.co/AGExQTU via @unplggd #
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead." http://youtu.be/7gqYAuFvtXM #
You just bloody never know about men: http://vimeo.com/17970306 #
"Someone is staring at you in 'personal growth.'" – WHMS #
I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell. #
Chad: Is somebody crying? Me: Somebody's always crying. #
They've got a coaster set too @dooce: http://tinyurl.com/48o84fy These are so cute, maybe I need a hedgehog fetish. #
re-cal-ci-trant: 1) refusing to obey authority, custom, regulation; stubbornly defiant 2) hard to handle or deal with 3) Clara come bedtime. #
Got this awesome deal today from Living Social: A $20 Amazon.com Gift Card for only $10: http://bit.ly/fXlbEF via @addthis #
"Same sh**, different day." Is that the definition for "routine" or "rutt." I'm beginning to think the latter. #
Enjoying some "QT Time" with the bitty baby at a bagel shop while the eldest is at her art class. I do enjoy the little bit one on one. #
Danger is my mother's maiden name. Name of my first pet is also Danger. #
Dear husband, Remember how when you left the house this morning the kitchen floor was that ugly green linoleum? Yeah well, um, now it's not. #
The great news: I may have found those hard woods I've been dreaming of under all that linoleum. The bad news: I might need a tetanus shot. #
The good news: I probably don't have tetanus. The bad news: The wood I hit seems to be a plywood subfloor. Big boo. #
I'd say the same about you @inanebanter xoxo RT @sween "He makes a good first husband."-my wife #
This video ALMOST makes me want to visit Iceland. But then I think, "Hmm, it's called ICE-land for a reason, yo." http://vimeo.com/12236680 #
Aw, jeez, Joy, when you have to reassure yourself your normal, you SO. ARE. NOT. no matter what Stuart Smalley would say. #
Oh my ganashe, I love this place! $8 for $16 Worth of Hoagies, Cheesesteaks, and Italian Fare at Hey Paison! in… http://t.co/e115Hby #
I love the idea of having an espresso machine. Too bad I hate coffee. I would totally take a job as a barista, though. #
I just uploaded "Sydney, Anchor Me Back Down" on Vimeo: http://vimeo.com/20864630 #
"God did not invent weekends for whole wheat." True dat, @dooce! True dat. http://tinyurl.com/4wbnaws #
It's funny how swimwear that's going to look unflattering on this mother of two no matter which way you slice it is upwards of $100. Ha. Ha. #
Come on, bulldogs, you've got this! Sick'em in the next half – woof! woof! woof! #
Ok, I'm moving on from the Georgia loss and all the girls in the house are sporting our Husky gear today. Let's go huskies, let's go! #
I'm not convinced though E.B. would like me to be that "the art of losing's not too hard to master." To me, it is (Write it!) a disaster. #
Who's the April Fool? Not me. Ha-ha! #
3 cheers for the honest folk at the Burien @GrandCentralSEA who found my wallet and returned it safely to me today. Hip! Hip! Hooray! #
Getting ready to join the circus. Well, get a taste of it at least. Will be high flying on the trapeze within an hour! #
I can't believe I've just learned of "friet speziaal" (fries with mayo, ketchup & onions) & I REALLY can't believe the Dutch beat me to it. #
April HAIL STORM springs May flowers? No, dang it! NOOOOO! #
Will someone please explain to these kids that "wanting to see what would happen" is NEVER a good reason to do ANYTHING! #
I just liked "Christy & JD Spinning" on Vimeo: http://vimeo.com/22524811 #
The indoor swing has been hung; The first swing has been swung! #
I'm tweeting my miles if you can believe it. Not quite 1.5. Had to work off that PEAR SALAD, now didn't I? #tweetyourmiles #
Chick-fil-a. Don't you just lov it? Why, yes. Yes I do. #
Doh! It's Sunday and I want my Chick-fil-a!! #
A week and a half in Georgia and I've just made it to Walmart. Shameful. #
Seattle, you've got just under a week to get your dreary act together. I've got a fever and the only prescription is more SUNSHINE! #
Plants vs. Zombies. I do not get it. #
Dear hubby, you're having the Cubano from @GrandCentralSEA for dinner. Just thought you should know. #
Delta, if you don't give me my baggage in the next 2 minutes, I will go insane(!) and I will take you with me. #
Yes in the cab on my way #
What's up with clown figurines? I mean, really, what's up with that? #
I'm only just young enough to understand what my five-year-old means when she says her backpack is so full it's "blowin' up." Yowza! #
And if tomorrow I'm an apple seller too, I don't need anything but you! #
Found at Goodwill: Pottery Barn Linen Throw "NIB"; Originally $70, marked down to $35. Goodwill price – $10. That's what I call "winning." #
In reference to the way the one year old was acting in public at lunch: No one told me I was Rosemary! #
Finally googled "big white ball port of seattle" to discover it's a Sea-based X-band Radar Vessel here for maintenance. Kewl. #
Mt. Rainer looks sick today! Summer in Seattle – woot! woot! #
Mt. Rainier looks sick today! Summer in Seattle – woot! woot! #
Now that I know what SBBOD stands for, every time I see it on my Mac I freak out: "Noooo! It's the SBBOD! Go away! Please, go away quickly!" #
Paul Newman with your "healthy" oreos. You are evil, man. An evil man. #
Calgon, take my children away!!! (Return them safely at bedtime. Kthxbye) #
I just asked my baby (Clara) to carry a watermelon. Johnny Castle thinks that's so cool. Robby The Creep could care less. #
I recommend seeing the winner-takes-it-all, Michael Cane infused mockumentary "The Trip." Especially if you like your men small & in a box. #
I recommend seeing the winner-takes-it-all, Michael Caine infused mockumentary "The Trip." Especially if you like your men small & in a box. #
Homemade mayo FAIL. Now I'm out of eggs, olive oil AND mayonnaise. Big boo. #
Seattle's "winter in July" has got me in a VERY. BAD. MOOD. #
I have a hamburger phone and no working jack to plug it into #
Clara (the five year old), just informed me that, "If Sydney (the one year old) wants to grow up, she can." #
Really, Seattle? British author Alistair Cooke unfavorably described you in the 1960's as "a rain-soaked city halfway to Alaska." He wins. #
Please, Seattle, please! Let me suffer the effects of Global Warming with the rest of the country! *sob* #
I'm going back to my plough. Back to the howling old owl in the woods hunting the horny back toad. Oh I've finally decided my future lies… #
Just passed a Greek place boasting, "Best YEEROS in town!" Based on that spelling alone, I find their claim to be dubious at best. #
"Composure is a beautiful thing to lose." I say, and say, and say those words (multiple times each day). I say them. But I lie them. #
New season of Jersey Shore (in Italy) tonight with gems like, "He speaks really well English." *fist pump* #
Per Clara – "and happily after ever they lived" – I like it. #
On a ferry-ride to Whidbey Island now for the annual family vacay. LIKE! #
Bright Vintage Yellow & Orange Glass AVON by yesterdaysfinds http://t.co/MrIDHUJ via @Etsy #
Gradient Yellow Enamelware Bundt Pan by yesterdaysfinds http://t.co/OyusTmL via @Etsy #
Springerle Rolling Pin for making picture by yesterdaysfinds http://t.co/rTumqVl via @Etsy #
Vintage Green Flower Frog by yesterdaysfinds http://t.co/7o8F0TC via @Etsy #
Painted Yellow / Cobalt Blue Bleikristall Vase by yesterdaysfinds http://t.co/Va9Jjtq via @Etsy #
How is the city of Philidelphia like Hitler? Watch "The Rape of Europa" followed by "The Art Of The Steal" to find out. #
"The Barnes Foundation is the only sane place to see art in America" – Henri Matisse #
"Chicken strips make excellent Zen rock gardens when artfully arranged on a spare white plate."-back of Applegate Organics Chicken Strip box #
I'm officially a soccer mom. I'm doing ok with it Lost the first game but it was a heck of a lot of fun! #
I always thought the phrase was "devil make hair" but my devil may care attitude prevented my from figuring out the correct saying until now #
Viagrow may help create fuller, firmer erections http://t.co/jjV4qefH #
Stirring the peanut butter is not the most fun I've ever had. #
Happiness is . . . putting your kids to bed (after a day at the fair). #
It's the redundant nature of repeatative tasks that troubles me so much. #
You may be wrong for all I know, but you may be right. #
Seeing New York City one airport at a time. #
Loose teeth are, like, totally gross. #
Apps for dinner is totally a thing. Totally. #
Curse you, Incontinence! #
Irony is how not funny it is to laugh so hard you pee your pants (just a little). #
Sugar cookies are really just a vehicle for shoveling buttercream frosting into your mouth. #
And, by the way, a truck-load of butter + a truck-load of powdered sugar = frosting. Um, right on! #
Hey, how come my pants don't fit? #
I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out – the Columbus Cottonmouths at the Columbus GA Civic Center!! #
Hot doughnuts now, baby! #
Just got the good news: GA 31, He-who-cannot-be-named 10. Go dawgs! #
It's those Cracker Barrel biscuits that keep you coming back for more. #
Giving props to Bill O'Reilly for an excellent first sentence in his new book Killing Lincoln, "The man with six weeks to live is anxious." #
Ok, yeah, it would be nice to say, "I USED to be fat," but I've seen that show and there is A LOT of crying involved. #
Bring it, Sleep. #
Fat & happy after lunch at The Farmhouse in Ellerslie, GA. #
I don't know what kind of luck it is to have a nativity without the baby Jesus, but that's where were at for this Christmas. #
Found the baby Jesus. He was there all along but upside down. Still, I'm thinking overturned baby Jesus isn't what one would call "winning." #
Awesome new organization bringing terrariums to cancer patients. It gets kids involved too! http://t.co/v2nRbHmD via @wordpressdotcom #
I'm a kleptomaniac. When it gets bad I take something for it. Ba-da-bom. I'm here all week, folks. #
As it turns out, bad, bad Leroy Brown wasn't as bad as he thought. #
If God didn't want us to be fat, he wouldn't have invented processed food so, yes, I want fries with that. #
Snow in the NW: If you can imagine it, I can believe it. #snowmygod #snowudidnt #
Oh Lord, it's that time again. Indoor soccer, playing with no subs (and possibly one short). Shoot me now! Shoot me now! #
Look at this great photo I snapped with @KiwiCamApp #fb http://t.co/zeZk6Vzq #
Finally out & about! http://t.co/oSfqugUQ #
Wine tasting, yay! http://t.co/QjveXyKV #
Getting bed ready! http://t.co/K2CeNfzq #
I'm avoiding this. http://t.co/dGfAgW9g #
Note to self: NEVER say the word "bananas" if any member of the #FreshBeatBand is around. #
Sister Envy http://t.co/Yk2YbBPI #
Stuck in my head: "Put your rock star jacket on/Everybody sing along/Shout it out!/Just like a rock star!" Curse you, #FreshBeatBand #
Lucky me! Thx Angela http://t.co/eGehygE9 #
How sad is it that I can't even make it to the gym in order to cancel my membership. #winning #
This never happens:( http://t.co/4S46mndE #
Friends & coffee http://t.co/ygskaGaw #
bedtime reading http://t.co/1x5js6N2 #
My girls! http://t.co/ttflqOic #
11:11 http://t.co/5aTzz8E9 #
I miss those days. http://t.co/HhGwoxXi #
Checking out The No Brainer Wardrobe. Dubious as to whether this cute girl can pull it off on me! http://t.co/0zATr3vJ #
Coming soon! http://t.co/X2wpBYEj #
Say you don't believe it, not for a minute, that talk is cheap when the story is good. Then, it's all white lies & you don't want me around? #
I'm Jeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss! (jazz hands) #
They're baaack! http://t.co/bgG1Xvog #