I HATE that word!! That one right there:

Dampened Towelette has a much classier ring to it, don’t you think? I may start a petition to get KFC to change the adjective they use to describe the slight wetness of their towelette.

Yes, I know there may be something not quite right with me. But please, no one send me an anonymous postcard with deranged scribblings of MOIST again. Too scary.

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