It’s Official

Chad: So how was the mall?

Me: Ridiculous. Who knowingly goes to the mall on a Saturday night that can’t say her age ends in “teen?”

Chad: Did you get what you needed?

Me: No. All the stores carry the same trendy clothes in the same hellacious colors that look horrible on everyone whose not thin enough to hang glide on a Dorito. Not to mention they look so cheaply made coming off the rack that you would think I had made them, yet somehow they cost three times as much!

Chad: Oh.

Me: It’s official. I have become my mother.

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