Ten ways in which I am a total dork

I have a wo-man crush on Sandra Bullock. And Julia Roberts. Sadly, this is not a surprising fact for WAY too many of you.

Situations and phrases along the lines of “I carried a watermelon” (reference this Dirty Dancing clip about 30 seconds in) are an all to common occurrence in my day-to-day life (except the part with the actual dirty dancing).

I snort when I laugh and there is video footage of this on my blog.

Because of this haircut the summer before second grade, every subsequent journal entry into my diary well through high school contained the statement, “I really hope I have a boyfriend this year!” It never happened.

Quite frequently, I laugh much too hard at my own jokes. Like, ROFL*-style.

My clothes are hung in my closet first by color, then by style, then from solids to patterns.

I workout almost exclusively to Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.  Every so often I’ll throw in some Shakira.

I had Gustav Klimt’s “The Kiss”, Edvard Munch’s “The Scream” and VanGogh’s “Cafe At Night” framed and hung on my walls during and after college.  AND I thought I was unique in that regard.

I DVR Ghost Whisperer and will sometimes specifically stay in on a Friday night so as not to miss a new episode.

I can recite Clue: The Movie from start to finish. And I’m kind of annoying about it.

*Rolling On Floor Laughing

One Response to “Ten ways in which I am a total dork”

  1. Dorion Says:

    I will be putting this dalznizg insight to good use in no time.

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